Playoffs! Put down the beer and grab this wine!

Yes, our beloved Ravens are in the playoff once again, and this time, they mean business. Hell, this could be the year where they take it all the way to the promised land.

Parties, festivities, and bbq's are all being planned as we speak to celebrate and cheer on our team to victory. I'm sure you already got the beer lined up, but what you really need is a wine that was built for football.

Behold the 132 Seam Go!!!

Yes, a smooth and delicious Merlot that will accommodate all your desires, go with all your dishes, and make everyone happy.

Come in and grab some before gametime.

Go Ravens!

Come to the fire, Baby, & bring the damn wine!

Brrrrrr,

so cold outside. A cold that makes your bones feel brittle and your joints rusty.

Time to settle on down by the warm, crackling fire and open up a nice, seductive red to revive your soul and rejuvenate your essence.

Nothing beats a hearty, full-bodied red this time of year, so when you're in need of one, come on down to Swirl, and we'll match the perfect wine for you.

"What wine will do the trick?" You ask.

"What wine will bring back the hot, steamy romance that's been missing?"

Of course, we could set you up on a rendezvous with a California Cabernet, maybe a sexy Italian Tuscan blend, or an exotic Southern French red might entice you.

There's some fire in these bottles that will heat you up quite nicely.

We'll see you soon.

Another recycle bin full of delicious memories

I always wonder...

every time I walk our recycle bin to the end of the driveway, what the trashman thinks when he makes his stop to collect our accumulated mass of bottles, that's clinking and brimming to the top.

"Damn, these people are alcoholics"

The second thought that goes through my mind is, where the hell are our neighbors buying the booze they're putting out for recycling?

They better come to Swirl!!!

Stock up for Halloween, if you dare...

Come in and get some great deals for your Halloween party.

We got it all.

Beer,

Liquor,

and a few bottles of

wine to choose from.

Unattended children will be given a zombie friend

We want your experience here, at Swirl Wine, to be nothing short of spectacular, so we went the extra mile for you and your kids. Little baby zombies are the perfect playmates for your precious ones. We know how hard the daily grind can be, constantly and prudently watching over your little demon, it wears you down. So come in, find yourself the most perfect bottle of wine, while our little zombie watches over your loved one.

(Swirl is not legally responsible for any zombie attacks or zombie infection that may occur)

Enough talk, let's drink

Alright, I've been ranting long enough.

Let's get back to business, shall we?

So, what'cha been drinking lately, anything good?

Always, my friend, always.

One in particular that has struck our fancy, is this little juicy beast: Rubus old vine Zinfandel.

If you're looking for the best bang for the buck, looking for a big, lush, red wine that over-delivers, come in and try this one for $15 bucks.

Mmmm-mmmm. Tasty. Especially serving it with nice, fall dishes, stews, and slow-cooked meats. Or just having it while you kick up your feet after a long day, this red will relax your mind and fill your soul.

Come get some.

Well, what'll it be? - Drink psychology

Drink psychology:

What you drink, gives an impression to other people about your personality, and maybe a little more.

You walk into the dimly lit bar.

Friday night and the place seems to be coming to life.

You squeeze and side step through a crowd of people that have camped by the jukebox, and notice an empty seat by the middle of the bar.

As you approach and pull out the stool, the bartender makes eye contact, pulls down a dirty glass from the bar top, and quickly wipes down the counter in front of you.

"What can I do for you?"

You freeze up. What to order? The panic attack slowly starts trembling deep, down inside. This is an important, defining question. The drink in your hand becomes almost like an accessory to your outfit. It could speak volumes about what type of person you are and the image you're trying to project.

Do you order a:

1) Grey Goose martini, extra dry and extra dirty, with extra olives. Blue chz stuffed olives, if you got'em - A serious drink for a person who's going to be slurring their words after the fourth sip, and spilling their drink after the sixth. Wants everyone to know they're classy, stylish, and up to date on all latest occurrences of Real Housewives.

2) Vodka and Red Bull, with a splash of cranberry and 2 limes - easy there, Maverick. This is a pure signal to everyone that you'll be doing a disastrous, breakdance routine to a random 80's song, that's quickly followed by puking your guts out in the nearest trashcan.

3) Light beer - Conservative and not too adventurous.

4) Laganitas IPA - A bold beer for a person seeking amped up flavor. You are a someone who appreciates fine things and are looking for someone to talk with about the latest independent movie playing.

5) Makers Mark bourbon on the rocks - You are a rebel. A renegade. You have a slight hint of danger to you.

6) Jameson Irish whiskey and ginger ale - Not too rough, and not too light, this one is just right. You're a fun and easy person that's looking for a laugh.

7) Margarita - whoa, baby, you're not at the beach, or at a taco restaurant, but you want that everlasting summer to keep the conga line going. Yee-haw!

8) Strawberry Daiquiri - You've got, "I don't go out too much" written all over your forehead. You don't like the taste of alcohol and this is your standard drink to fall back to when pressed for an order. When you finish it, you'll go home and start crocheting granny squares.

9) A glass of Pinot Grigio - safe and classy. You're an adult, or just want people to think that you're an adult.

10) Captain Morgan & coke - You bring the party when you arrive. People can hear your laugh as soon as they open the door. You're ready to turn it up a notch and another Capt. is going to help you do that.

So, tell me, what drink are you going to order when you belly up to the bar and the bartender asks you, "What're you having?"

What drink defines you.

James

(drink #11: a Pale Ale with a shot of Reposado Tequila, and then follow that with a Rooty-Tooty-Fresh-and-Fruity with a curly straw and umbrella, please)

Party like it's 1999, again

Time to unleash 1999 again and keep the party and good times rolling. This wine just arrived, and for around $30 bucks, it makes for an impressive, eye-opening gift.

I mean, everyone is rolling into the dinner party with their current favorite 2008 and 2009 vintage wine on display, and then, all of a sudden, you shuffle in, do a dramatic twirl and dip, and showcase to everyone your prestigious Bordeaux from the previous decade. Whoa.

Chateau Simard, Saint Emilion, right-bank Bordeaux, 1999 vintage. That's right, this is the current vintage. The winery typically ages their wine for at least 10 years before releasing their juice to the thirsty masses. Aged Bordeaux, ready to be poured into your glass and enjoyed, very nice.

All the effort, time, and cellaring has already been done for you. All you have to do is drink, smile, and reminisce about the good old days of 1999.

Do you remember those times?

Here's a toast to good times ahead.

Cheers, everyone.

The higher, the better...

Higher. Our little baby wanted to go higher. The squeaking of the swing was drowned out by her little giggling, that bursted out of her in an affectation of pure excitement the higher the swing went.

Higher. That's where the pleasure is. That's where the excitement is.

It can be the same with wine.

High elevation vines pass on a flavor that not only stimulates the senses with an added flair of intensity and brilliance, but it also imparts a lingering, taste-altering performance that makes other wines pale in comparison.

This Wednesday, for our Wine Flight Weds, we'll be featuring a stellar line-up of Malbecs, with the star, the showboat, the anchor to the line-up being, Catena's Alta Malbec.

Catena's Alta Malbec is sourced from small, carefully selected estate grown lots high up in the Andes mountain range (between 3000 - 5000 feet). Altitude becomes the determining factor in obtaining grapes of intense concentration, body, and flavor. Since there's no cooling influence from the ocean to help with grape development, they rely on the elevation to provide the perfect component to producing wines of enormous magnitude.

Come try one of the elite wines produced in Argentina, and see if indeed, the higher, the better.

The Devil's in that bottle

There are some that would argue that the devil lives in the bottles that line the shelves of our shop, waiting patiently to befuddle and influence the unfortunate soul who uncorks his lair.

Is there Evil lurking inside these bottles? Hmmm, perhaps. Depending on the bottle and the hand that opens it, I guess. Given enough time, and drink enough of his wile, most will succumb to a foul thought or two.

Yet, last night, at our Wine Flight Weds, we had a lot of enchanting devils that were unleashed, free to muck havoc, but everyone enjoyed themselves immensely, with joy and laughter abound. Not a trace of evil to be found.

Yes, we shook hands and drank with the devil last night, actually the "Devil's Elbow," and here we are, this morning, talking about it fondly. We had a tasting of big, big reds (and who doesn't secretly covet a big, hulking red?), and the "Devil's Elbow" Cabernet made quite a lasting impression.

Come in to Swirl Wine, and let's find a devil in a bottle for you to take home and enjoy.

James

Women like them big

The bigger, the better...

Big, hunky, muscular. Hey, I'm talking about red wine here, and tomorrow night, for our Wine Flight Wednesdays, we'll have some big-big reds open for you to lose yourself in.

The Chippendale's of wine will be showing off their strong, hulking, fleshy, full bodies in the glass for you, so come on by and take a long sip on these gorgeous, big reds. So meaty, yes.

Come to Swirl and get your groove on.

Steak that melts in your mouth

Those dreaded words.

What are we doing for dinner tonight?

Every night, the same old frustrating question.

Blah-blah-blah, who doesn't go through the deja-vu process of a recycled weekly dinner program, right?

Sometimes it feels like we're eating the same dish on the same night as the previous week, and watching the same crap shit on television.

We need something fresh to wake up our taste buds.

So, last night, was the time to try out a new variation, a cooking method for a steak that I haven't tried yet, but have been seeing it done in a lot of high end, celebrity-chef restaurants: butter-braised rib-eye.

Now, usually the standard method of cooking a steak would fall under the process of high heat and a quick cooking time, either on the grill, under a broiler, or a very hot skillet. But this new process, is all about medium heat in a skillet, bathed in butter, and a slower, more gradual cooking pace. The reasoning is that while high temperatures do a good job of searing the meat, it also creates burnt flavors. This more moderate approach allows for even cooking and the imparting of tremendous flavors on the steak, due in part to the roasty (non-charred) flavor and, of course, the rendered fat from the steak and the richness of the butter being reabsorbed and intensified into the meat.

Ok, let's go, good a get cut of rib-eye. Don't season it yet. Bring it to room temp. Set a skillet to medium heat and then place the rib-eye in on its fatty edge sitting upright in the skillet. Depending on its size and thickness, cook it on its side for about 3-5 mins, until it has rendered a decent amount of fat.

Then flip it on its flat side, add about a hefty tablespoon or two of butter, 2 garlic cloves, a splash of soy sauce, and then season with a pinch of salt and pepper. Cook for about 4-5 mins.

Now, after about 10 mins the butter has browned to a point where, if we don't do something, it's going to start imparting burnt flavors to the steak. So, before that happens, dump the cooking fat, and add another couple of tablespoons of fresh butter.

Flip the steak to its other flat side. Season this side with a pinch of salt and pepper. All the while, spoon the melted butter over the steak, and then keep basting. About 3-5 mins on that side (once again depending on your thickness, and how you prefer your meat to be cooked. I like it med-rare, so you'll have to adjust your time to your preferences).

Ok, very important. After the steak is done and removed from the skillet, you'll have to let the meat rest for at least 5-7 mins.

Oh, thank you butter for making this steak unbelievable.

So freakin good. This steak literally melts in you mouth. All you need is a good bottle of wine to accompany it, and you're set. Come see me for any questions and for a good recommendation on wine.

James

"My God, Doctor, have you gone Mad?"

Mad? Mad, you say.

Well, yes. Yes, I'm afraid so.

Bu-wah-ha-ha.

"What the hell are you doing?

What, in tar-nation, are you pouring?"

These are wines, my friend, the likes from which you've never seen before.

Come. Come closer and behold.

Wine Flight Wednesdays at Swirl Wine

The perfect venue for sampling the esoteric wine finds that we stumble across, yet are not so easily found. Cab, Merlot, Pinot - you've tasted these time after time.

So, this Weds, let's try something new, shall we? Something like, Blaufrankisch, out of Austria, anyone? How about some Cannonau from Sardinia?

So many different grapes waiting to be discovered.

Come on in to our laboratory. Let's start this experiment and see what happens. Mosey in after a long day at work or come after dinner, we keep the experiment running from 5 to 8pm.

And you don't need to wear a lab coat or any protective eye wear (unless you really want to).

James

It's here and almost gone, hurry!

(Movie trailer voice):

"In a world, where only a small, limited production of truly great cabs exist, there lies one Cabernet that a few, select people will rise up and fight for. It is a wine that delivers a knock out punch to the senses, and they call this wine, 'The Knock Out.'

Rated NC-21. Playing until sold out. Starting today at Swirl Wine."

Erna Schein "The Knock Out" Cabernet

We only have a limited stock of these ultra, hard-to-get Cabs out of Napa, so please run, don't walk, to Swirl and secure your bottle before the next person does.

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You had me at first sip...

We had this beauty last night, at our first Wine Flight Wednesday, and let me tell you, not only is it good looking, but it's also got a great personality.

There's just so much depth to it, layer after layer, slowly revealing itself to me throughout the night. Yes, even my friends were impressed and kept talking about it.

Mmmm, gorgeous and fun to be around. This one is a keeper. Might have to bring it home to meet Mama.

Domaine Weinbach's Sylvaner

There's just something magical about a good Alsatian wine.

James

Touchdown! Give me five!

Oh, thank you, God.

My baby girl likes to watch football with me. As the Ravens were pouncing on the Steelers, and I was getting revved up, hooting and hollering, there was Vivian, getting all excited with me and I swear, I think she already understands the game of football.

Amazing.

My little football watching partner.

Lets Go Ravens!

Crush Tennessee this Sunday.

Time to go crazy!

I'm so excited.

Football is here. Thank god, we made it.

Tonight is the first game of the season, and Sunday, the Ravens play against the Steelers. That's the way to start off the season with a bang!

We have all your drinking needs here, at Swirl Wine, so come in and refuel your game-watching, tailgating supplies.

Whether you need some beer to guzzle, liquor for cocktails, or wine to pair with the meat off the grill, we'll take care of you.

Go Ravens.

Water, water everywhere, but what to drink?

Ahhhh, it's almost closing time here at the shop.

Another long day come and gone, and now a delicious dinner waits for me at home, expertly prepared by my loving wife.

Now comes the most difficult decision of the day: what wine to bring home to drink?

If you think you have a hard time picking out a bottle of wine, whew, let me tell you, it's a tough task, even for us, surrounded by all these goodies.
What to drink?

Perusing the aisles, up and down, from region to region, varietal to varietal. So many tempting choices.

Oh, yes, there's a lot of tasty drinking on these shelves.

But what to drink?

Tonight, it shall be....

Sierra Cantabria Crianza Rioja '07 $18

Mmmm, this stuff is just packed with delight. So many layers of intoxicating flavors and spices that intermingle and jump out, yet it's so cohesive that it flows smoothly down the gullet. Aged in French and American oak for 15 months, this wine is for that Pinot Noir lover who's looking for something a little different with a little bit more stuffing. If you haven't had a Spanish wine from the Rioja region, well this one would make an excellent introduction.

This is one savory wine, and a great way to end the day.

James

There's magic in that glass

There's a wide, longing look in your eye. You've wandered through those doors searching to fill a numbing emptiness.

What is it that you need?

Do you have a desire, or a lust for something blissful?

Do you need a spark, a hint of inspiration?

Or maybe you just need a glass to help you escape.

We can help.

There is magic here at Swirl, lying dormant on these shelves. We just need to dwell around the aisles for a moment, sniff a little to the left and then back to the right, and carefully listen to which bottle might be softly calling out to you.

Shhhh. Do you hear it?

There's magic in here, waiting patiently to be poured in a glass, but you have to believe.

With each person it's different. The magic that exists in one bottle might not come alive for one person, while for another, it creates a lasting impression. It all depends on what you need and what you're longing for.

A bargain bin wine might be the perfect remedy for game night with tacos, yet another night might call for a $25 single vineyard Malbec that will create another world for you.

A little dramatic, you say?

Hey, give us a try. Trust us.

We want to find the magic for you. That's what makes us happy.

James

"Bring out your dead"

It's 4 am.

Our baby is slowly transforming us into zombies.

Must get up and answer the wailing call of the little torturer. It's so dark and I'm so groggy. I proceed to track down the source of the sobs, stepping on squeaky, rubber animals, and bumping into sharp corners of ambushing furniture.

I have become the walking dead.

"Why, baby, why can't you sleep?"

3 1/2 hours into sleep, just getting settled into a nice, cozy dream, and now here I am, abruptly changing a diaper and trying to soothe her frantic cries. Oh, I curse the fact that I had to stay up and watch that god-awful movie, and finish that bottle of wine. At least the wine was good.

I'm sluggish today. Exhausted and fried. Sleep deprivation is an enemy I never want to do battle with. Please, Vivian, please have mercy on us. Ha-ha-ha. Sounds funny begging, but desperation creates uneasy alliances. If you come in and see us, bleary eyed and non-responsive, don't panic, we're not zombies. Well, not the zombies that moan and seek out human brains, that is. Maybe zombies that crave a hearty Zin or a silky Albarino.

Yeah, wine zombies, I like that.

By the way, I do love zombie stories. You know, anything dealing with end of the world scenarios is fun, as long as it's purely fiction. Not ready for the real thing. At least, not yet.

If a zombie plague hit the area right now, would you be ready? It's good to have a zombie contingency plan ready to enact, just in case.

You never know. Big Pharm just might be working on some new virus killer that mutates horribly wrong, waking the dead from their restful grave and hungry for human flesh.

If that happens, don't rely on guns, oh no, too much can go wrong:

(1) run out of, or don't have enough ammo.

(2) it's not as easy as it looks to hit a moving, growling target in the head. Only head shots can bring them down, so they say.

(3) gun fire attracts more zombies. That can't be good.

(4) always have to reload at the worst times, like when they're right on top of you. Then you have to either fumble with a new clip, or load another bullet into the chamber. Stressful.

Better to have a bladed weapon, like a Katana sword. Don't have to worry about it jamming, backfiring, or reloading it. Just swing and take out your aggression, and hopefully you're in shape and have lots of adrenalin flowing to keep up with the horde of masses trying to eat you. And, hell, they just look cool. Who doesn't look like a bad ass with a Katana sword strapped to your back?

Oh, and make sure you have enough wine at home, in case of an emergency like this, because you'll need all that you can drink to get through it.

James

aka wine zombie